Allahvun It

Immigration is its own special hell.

tl;dr version: "Fuck off, you cunts, I did NOT fall and break my hip".

I like to imagine that these are not monks, but a bunch of Dementors (or perhaps Nazgul) blowing off steam after a hard day of spreading suffering and hopelessness to wizard/elven/hobbit/human/muggle-kind.

Let's also bring back Launchpad's other important series darkwing duck

How many people just saw the word Ducktales and said "a-woo-oo!" out loud or in their heads?

if kbell and dax have been doing couples therapy i am once again super impressed and inspired. what a healthy responsible choice for parents in such a unique situation.

Well no, she's already in heaven, you're just trying to see if You Can Take Her Higher. To A Land Where Blind Men See.

Kelly Faircloth is riiiiiiight. The fact that Tagalongs are ranked below Trefoils is a goddamn travesty.

When I hear about how wars were fought over salt, all I can think is, "Makes sense."

counter point to you both:

Betty White is our American Treasure. If you are supposed to be able to name the Queen of England, the least he could do is brush up on the amazing Betty White—comedian, activist, philanthropist, and beloved Golden Girl.

It's all about Series 5. Cooooook

I'm so sorry about your marriage.

The "lady" in the last story sounds like a real half-wheat...

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.