I want to like this, I really do. But I can't get my head outta Hogwarts.

I ate a lot of horrid shit in Korea but eating roasted Scorpion on the trail in AZ takes the cake.

Looks like shit. Literally.

Where the fuck is the playlist for "fuck it I'm done with work and my sweatpants are my +1 to this party"?

Hey, I wore eyeliner stars on my eyes because goth. High school amirite.

I have to buy them for my husband every other month or so. He's the only one that uses it because mustard > ketchup.

I quit making excuses and just stopped responding to texts/emails. I'm a jerk. If it's in person, I usually blame stuff on my dogs.

He probably would have loved to just "do stuff" with you. Assuming he is the type of teen you say he is. Poor guy.

Mine does the exact same shit for everything. Clothes, dishes, mail, shoes, etc. It kills me inside.

Why would you do this to yourself?

Is there a bad egg form?

Gonna need a list of all of them stat.

Don't know don't care love it

Can I get through (life without ever seeing this video)? Yes.

Where in that video clip was the kissing? Because mine ended with Jim Bob talking about some inane bullshit. There was no kissing. I feel cheated.

WTF is a thot and why the unholy fuck do I care?

Ru made me shudder with her realness. Christ.

Sorry, 'twat' is about as great of an insult as you're going to get, female or not.

When I was helping my husband immigrate from England, I had the most wonderful meltdowns. It was incredibly stressful time for me without that- I had just bought my first house, was working a shitty group home job (60-70 hours a week), and trying to make friends in this new city I had moved to about 4 months prior.…

Just think about what she'll have to tell her sad children later on in life.