Lions fans also lack a sense of taste and smell.

I have red-green colorblindness, the problem is best explained as one of desaturation. There’s not enough pop on some shades of red or green. Add in factors like smaller or distant screens, tired eyeballs and it’s a mess. What really fucks it up here is both teams are wearing white helmets.

He gets paid by the syllable.

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

Detroit fans take similar pictures, but most are tongue-in-cheek.

The NFL: so shitty that the KGB is only the second worst organization to use a Shield

Just lookin for any opportunity to embed this lil clip-

Shut the fuck up Donny.

Seriously guys, this shit has to stop.

Are you there, God? It’s me, DogFister. I sit here before you, asking as a humble/self-loathing Lions fan, why do you hate us?

This whole continual Bills-fans treasure trove reminds me of when Burneko just went relentless on the Lakers last year. I like it a whole lot and I don’t want it to stop.

Damn. Flawless logic. And i’m not being ironic.

“These players are so sensitive...” Stephen A. scoffs before threatening an NBA player who said he wouldn’t talk to him.

This is the face of a man who can’t figure out how a paperweight works.

You guys are idiots. If Tomasula really had gas then why would he live in his car?

I am in Charlotte right now where it’s 90 fucking degrees. The only thing to call that hat is a mistake.

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Oh it's not that bad. You'll be dead soon, so you won't have to think about this for too long.