Yeah. Probably accurate.

That being said, while he may not be a coach, he’s absolutely stellar at managing expectations. I mean, he managed to string out “I have no team; of course we’re 5-11" to “We’re young and growing” to “We need a few more pieces” to “Goff isn’t ready for prime time” to “How can you not see how ready for prime time Goff…

He’s also “respected around the league” (seriously, any article about him will say this, or words to that effect) because he’s been on the rules committee or some such. My guess is that his owner was just so distracted over the past few seasons, including this one, about moving to LA that he just couldn’t be bothered…

Opposite. The times I’ve felt most self-conscious at a urinal is when I’ve been holding off on peeing for maybe an hour or two longer than I should’ve and I’m there for minutes. There have been times where two people have cycled through each of the urinals next to me. It’s especially uncomfortable when there’s a line.…

How are you both old enough to wake in the middle of the night to pee, and young enough to wake in the middle of the night with boners?

Marvelous post. I wish you could have elaborated a bit more.

I have a small bladder and have the same insecurities. I hope we never post up next to each other at urinals, because we may spend the rest of our lives standing there.

That sentence you quoted right there encapsulates the problem. “You are either 100% with us, or 100% against us.” That is the viewpoint of a person who lives in safe-space bubble that does not reflect the complexity or range of opinions of an entire fucking country.

Geez. We make fun of Trump for his thin skin but maybe we should, like, never do that again if a single joke at Democrats’ expense is going to generate 20 think pieces. Has the petition to have Jost fired and his fields sowed with salt been posted?

(It’s also worth noting that Jost is wrong in the most narrow sense: “white, rural, religious Americans,” to pull a phrase from the Times, largely only have the vaguest notion of what Tinder is, and wouldn’t have known about its new policy.)

I’d say the reaction to a joke that was kinda clever, kinda meh, very harmless is perhaps a reason why Democrats lost the election.

i clicked on this expecting a RANKING god damn it.

here’s my ranking of ways to die:

1. all of them. they’re all tied. i cant wait

He looks the way most of us feel right now.

And the guy who said he was going to “drain the swamp” was just planning to keep BARACK OBAMA’S staff around?????

I have some buzzwords that describe you: dipshit, .8 % condom breakage, 336th trimester abortion, sparsely attended funeral, the guy that a Papa Johns driver checks on to see if he’s still alive but remembers that he’s an asshole that doesn’t tip so he leaves him to die with the band of his Trump underwear around his…

she’s a latter day jordan fan, obvi.

As a black man who talks white enough to fit in to white suburbia well I am surrounded by coded racism constantly. I couldnt be less surprised by this if I tried. 8 years later there are still allegedly intelligent and credible people who believe Obama is the secret leader of ISIS because hes black and his fucking…

Nope. When your post only highlights one point in an article I can only assume that that point is what bothered you the most. And the other points that you made show that you’re so upset with the sheriff that you’re shifting the blame for the kidnapping and murders away from the Kohlhepp and onto the local police.

Well, it was a rhetorical question. BTW, I am totally the person who answers rhetorical questions.

The government lies about a bunch of shit, but the hyper-competent, super-vigilant government that exists in the realities of conspiracy theorists doesn’t exist.