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Why the fuck does any comment here matter? Why does it matter if I disagree with you?

No, after reading all the bizarre shit, the fact she was walking alone in a mall, and the fact she was found under an overpass ‘unharmed,’ the most likely explanation is that she had some type of mental heath episode. The fact that these are exponentially more common than someone being kidnapped only adds to that.

No, after reading all the bizarre shit, the fact she was walking alone in a mall, and the fact she was found under an overpass ‘unharmed,’ the most likely explanation is that she had some type of mental heath episode. The fact that these are exponentially more common than someone being kidnapped only adds to that.

Maybe it’s because I know people with substance abuse issues, or mental health issues, but I’d bet my life it’s a combination of those.

That’s your first thought? Holy shit.

Yeah, I’m genuinely confused at this point how this season could be considered ‘butt,’ or really, what Burneko even means by ‘butt’ at this point. What isn’t butt if this NBA season is butt?

I bet his numbers are better than that, but even if they’re not, I would imagine they’d be a highly efficient 15 points, which would still help them out quite a bit with compared to who is getting those minutes currently.

He does?

Of course you’re a Pats fans.

I saw a very heated debate last year about that very topic on their defense, and I remembered their advanced numbers being eerily similar. Could be wrong. Either way, Kyrie at least appears he can be a capable defender in the right system and with effort. IT could never be due to his size.

You expected criticisms of Lebron to be rational? These guys above are like the Republicans who still think Obama was a Muslim Manchurian Candidate.

Very fair. But, Kyrie, for all intents and purposes, was about as much as a ‘one-way’ player as IT last year based on advanced defensive metrics, and those one-way players can still give you a shot in the arm, obviously.

IT is no Steph, but IT had a historically great season last year, and was as good as Kyrie Irving. So, yeah, I think pointing out that the Cavs are missing him is a fair point.

If he complains, he’s complaining.

For a player of Lebron’s caliber, I actually strongly disagree that he is the beneficiary of ticky-tack calls. If anything, what was true for Lebron is what was true for Shaq: their sheer size and strength tends to lead refs to require more contact to call a foul.

Shut the fuck up, you homer dork.

JJ didn’t drop the ball after maintaining possession of it.

Wow, great analysis here.

The ground can 100% cause a fumble if you’re not touched, so that thinking isn’t complete.

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