Is this a serious comment?

Dick-riding Lebron is definitely less annoying than dick-riding Tim Tebow as his dick is more deserving of being ridden.

The difference, of course, is that Lebron is historically great at basketball, and Tim Tebow washed out of the NFL in just a few seasons.

This is the dumbest comment I’ve read on the internet in 2017, and that includes defenders of Donald Trump.

Kyrie has gotten much more popular, much richer, and has had a much better career because of Lebron. He also got a ton of credit for coming up huge in certain moments and games.

Are you serious? If that show was the premise of the show being made, people would be freaking the fuck out even more.

That can’t happen, as they’re not getting Kyrie without giving up Wiggins.

[really lame and unoriginal joke about ‘the right way’]

Hey, more improbable things have happened - like the Falcons blowing a fucking 22 point lead in the Super Bowl.

This is the correct take. Kyrie is a dumbass if these are really his reasons for wanting to leave. He will never, ever, ever be the best player on a contending team, and I’m confident he’ll be more exposed as the terrible defender and playmaker he is on a different team. He’ll also certainly be less efficient. Both…

Nah, you definitely weren’t joking. You just realized you sounded like an idiot.

He was fucking 10 years old, and that was by far the most interesting thing about his life. What the fuck else did you expect him to talk about?

How bad is it that I know that piece was really on his brother, Logan Paul. There are two of them.

1. You’re the only white person you know who agrees it’s a problem? That seems hard to believe.

I had a gym class in high school with a bunch of other guys who played various sports. We played Pickleball the second week, and we begged the coach to let us play it the rest of the semester. Dudes got ridiculously competitive over it. I just discovered we have Pickleball courts in my city, and I’ve been playing the…

This looks like a Pickleball game.

I’m white. I believe that race is a human construct, and that any differences between ‘races’ are smaller than those differences in a particular race. I also believe that any disparity in success or failure or wealth or whatever else you can think of is the result of external forces, and not the result of anything…

This is serious comment?

I pull off this move all the time. You have to be discreet. Although instead of sitting on a bike, I’m sitting at my desk at work, and instead of peeing, I’m actually pumping one off.

PER, Box Plus/Minus, Value Over Replacement Player.