This is a really dumb comment.

I’m pretty confident you will not be able to find a Simmons quote in which he says (or even implies) that college basketball was basketball was played the way it’s meant to be played.

It certainly does, I think. It certainly means you’re not using a dog whistle.

Simmons isn’t racist.

This is a dumb comment.

This response makes zero sense.

Thanks for confirming my point, nerd.

It definitely does not make me angry if you tell me to die. Not in the least. However, if it did, and I ended up killing your kids as a result, that would in no way be your fault, and blaming you would quite literally be the definition of victim-blaming.

If you don’t think this person is trolling in this thread, you’re a fucking moron. Go read all of his or her comments.

I can’t believe how big of a piece of shit I am for even responding to this, but one can clearly be stunned by how boring someone is. I mean, I know you’re just trying to be a tool at this point, but you can do better.

As least you’re not pretending to be clever, motherfucker. That’s an improvement.

Are you literally doing an impression of the simple dicks I’m making fun of?

You’re stunningly boring.

I never said my comments were perfect. I only said that 90% of the comments here are painful in that they try to be clever, but the person making the comment is obviously an idiot.

I never said my comment was nuanced. I’m literally just calling people like you an idiot.

You’re the second nerd to make this comment. Thanks for proving my point.

You have to be mad to argue with strangers on the internet, Mr. Emoji?

You have to be worked up to argue with strangers?

I have an abacus sitting on my desk.

That one actually is pretty good, but you’re still a parody.