It makes me so happy to know I’m making Helen Mirren proud. I’m in my 20s but I have already moved over to the “I’m not going to pretend I like being around assholes” stage of my life. Life is too short to smile for people you don’t like who have earned a certain degree of disdain. I don’t mean people I don’t know but…

Uh not all women with A cups look like 12 year old boys. I wish we could disavow people of that notion! I have larger breasts so it’s not a personal thing but yeah, women can look feminine with smaller breasts. You know, round hips and ass and shapely legs don’t remind me of a 12 year old boy, speaking as someone who…

Possible. I hope so.

Yeah, it’s pretty gross when women do it too. I was talking to a married man at a party (god forbid) about the industry we work in and his wife just latched herself to him super close, no space between them, and started stroking his shoulder as we were talking, and it’s like “Is she just super affectionate or really…

I’m 26 and I’m done with looking at people’s PDA. Especially on a morning commute. I haven’t even digested my breakfast yet, folks. Maybe she’s just wondering why people feel they just can’t keep their hands off someone in public and she figures it must be possessiveness, and I get that as someone who sees men pull…

Amy Schumer and Jessica Williams? Who else? Amy Poehler? The two Amys are already established with movies and the projects so they don’t have the motivation. Williams said she wasn’t ready. But as I recall, Jon Stewart did a few acting roles but was not such a hit already that he had a great reason to avoid taking on…

I used to have such pants feelings about Trevor Noah. I don’t think he’s a bad guy, just like lots of guys aren’t “bad guys,” they’re just complacent and unaware (assuming he understood the error of his earlier tweets) but that’s plenty enough to keep things the way they are. Sometimes it feels more maddening when men…

No, we should teaching them to pay for porn, since it’s already a shit industry and the women are already paid poorly as it is! We make ethical pleas to pay for nearly everything else but everyone assumes they should pay nothing to get off.

Oh really? He’s your boyfriend? I’ve been there for him since 2006. Do you even know about Syracuse, where he got his start, as his supposed girlfriend? I AM THE WIND BENEATH DAVID MUIR’S WINGS. HIS MONSTROUS BAT WINGS.

I’ve always been more attracted to fat women than fat men. I know our society pushes more for the acceptance of fat men, not because society says fat men are attractive but because it says men can be attractive in spite of it so to speak, whereas women must be a traditional concept of hot or worthless, no matter what…

Don’t care. This man just seems even more relatable now. Most of us have embarrassing photos, and if you’re going to have them, they should be so bad they’re good, which is what these photos are.

Does Dwayne Johnson age? Serious question.

For better or for worse, and admittedly sometimes for the worse, online dating has made meeting people a lot easier. I think about that process and as an introverted person I just think “work, work, work” because I just want to think about what I need to get done at work, even though hot, smart guys are admittedly…

I’m in my 20s and the last time I asked a man for his phone number at a bar, even after he approached me twice, he texted me late at night to see if he could come over. That’s all fine I guess, but I’m not too interested in casual sex and got the idea if I asked the assumption would be that I wanted to fuck, like…

I definitely offer because I love to choose food and alcohol at a restaurant without feeling guilty because it could be on his bill. I want to be free to buy the most expensive thing on the menu and not feel like I may be making myself look like a princess.

I trust Eddie Redmayne more than Jared Leto, that’s for sure.

I agree with this, yeah. The man I’m dating now, as in the past month and a half, never made a move on me, even in later dates, even on the date where I was in the backyard of his apartment drinking wine at midnight. He just kept stalling and saying random things and I have to admit, even though it was part nerves I’m…

Classic.

I love teachers blaming girls for doing innocent things like drinking out of a water bottle. I had that water bottle moment when a couple guys in my chem class started pointing at me and I had to learn there was a chaste way for a woman to drink out of a goddamn water bottle.

If that’s the case, then from what I can tell, she’s been rehashing those experiences on the Mindy Project, especially because Danny had some commitment issues and there was a lot of back and forth about that. If she’s obsessing, that’s unfortunate but the show may have benefitted. I think most of us have had one…