Lucky enough to see him at Jazz Fest in 2001, before 9/11 and Katrina, he tore through the set like a man a third his age (mid-70s) and proved he was royalty in the best music town in the world. Start here and go through..

“But it’s literally just a couple bolts; we’ll be done in like, 10 minutes,”

— and this, is how you anger the Gods.

Keep right except to pass. (Even if there are 3 or more lanes, stay to the right, not the middle.)

There is at least one shot in Ronin where the M5 is being towed. Still the best chase scene I’ve ever seen.

I got your “First Full Episode Of Jalopnik’s TV Show Car VS. America” right here.

Great article on an issue I’ve been thinking - and having many conversations- about since I was around 24 (I’m now 51).

Couch lock comes from the cannabinoids that burn at higher temps. This butter would be great for insomnia capsules or intense pain management, sounds like your first growing/baking experience had some lessons heh.

I wish I could give you two stars. One for a Rocky Horror reference, and the second for deploying it perfectly.

I see you shiver with antici

CP. $19K? Holy shit

Mammals.

This is the only answer.

This is the only answer.

Should we just get the argument about reclining started?

wow how do u do it

My buddy rented a Chrysler Sebring for his bachelor party. His marriage was annulled and I think the Sebring was the icing on the cake.

Can’t hit pedestrians if you’re too busy hitting a blunt.

Yeah but we go to the store for good herb, not this smuggled ditch weed.

Yoooo why the fuck is that giant blunt walking across the street maaaaaan...

“The all-new Lincoln Motor Company. You got any weed? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.”