meanornice
meanornice
meanornice

apply directly to forehead

T-boned? Looked like a head-on collision to me.

*hides wet patch*

Nah, it would have mentioned tire pressure.

Oh YES YOU CAN!

My car has a huge torque ratio, if you know what I mean ;)

Hey Jalops,

covered in mountain dew

Like ... Rihanna doesn’t map out every minute of her fun for her followers to consume. Because she’s too busy being the literal coolest.

Sugar is the enemy and 99.999% of all trail mixes are coasted in the stuff, spiking your blood sugar with chocolate, rasins and, sweetened granola is only going to make you sluggish and hungrier.

Trail mix is just m&m’s with obstacles.

Yeah I’m not always the biggest T Swift fan but she seems completely right here. If Apple wants to lure people in with a free trial, which is a totally standard marketing move, it’s on them to pay for it as part of their promotion costs. A hotel offering a free night’s stay to new visitors wouldn’t be able to forgo

No, this is Usher in the age of the hyper hatch;

Tom Hanks wasn’t in “Mrs. Doubtfire.”

You know, it's funny, I actually did find my doctor on Yelp. There weren't very many, but he was on there and had great reviews so I tried it out...and he's actually the best doctor I've ever had.