That’s fucking awesome.

Question: Is it illegal to remove all of the Chevy and SS badges to replace it with Holden and Commodore badges?

At least if you choose an Audi from that era, it would also mercy-kill you with

Holy fuck I love everything about this.

I think you would surprise yourself at what you can do. The beauty of the internet is, you can easily find very detailed step-by-step guides on how to do each of these tasks. I think the largest hurdle would be having the proper tools.

Very surprised you recommended a new GTI over a slightly used Golf R.

And what about the mid-grade stuff? My wife drives a 2016 c300 which requires premium, which she used to fill up with the cheap gas. I told her pretty much everything in the article, and that convinced her to use the mid-grade stuff. Her arguement is, it’s a lease so she has no fucks to give once she turns it in.

What frustrates me the most about this whole horrific incident is Otto’s parents refusing to perform an autopsy. It truly baffles me.

I had my guys at 3R Racing create an equally-massive 10-inch carbon splitter with huge endplates to give the front end a matching amount grip.

Did you wash it on warm or hot?

Exactly, but reading the comments here, I think otherwise.

I honestly can’t believe how many people are missing the truly fantastic joke here.

The CLA already does that....poorly I might add.

6,000 is not exactly ‘limited’ by US standards. Sure, it totally is for Honda standards, but the Focus RS were selling about 500 unit/month since launch, and there’s no dealer mark up (anymore).

Please define “compromised everyday practicality”.

COTD

Real question though: can I install the train horn in an airplane that activates when you push that button to recline?

“Eh. Heh heh heh heh heh. Your mom’s a ‘horn hole’.”

Huh? I don’t understand. The entire Bachelor series makes its ratings on raunchy hook-ups. What’s the big deal?

More like the Ferrari GTC4'Lusto’, amiright?