Look at you with all your sense making.

So, here’s a crazy idea: when a kid reaches a certain amount of lunch debt, a social worker or school administrator reaches out to the kid’s family to try to find out why: is the kid going to school with lunch money every day and getting it taken on the way to school? Are they just spending it on chips in the morning?…

You know, for some reason it really grinds my gears when a woman says “suck my dick” why can’t we make our vaginas powerful in that way? Next time someone pisses me off, I’m going to empower my vagina and proclaim “munch my vulva!” yeah, that’s what I’m going to do.

Kidman seems less like a woman scared of the potential backlash she might suffer.from speaking negatively.about the COS than someone who has made peace, moved on, and refuses to carry that baggage for the sake of her children, her husband, and herself. She is an immensely respected and dignified human being. And…

um - linda thompson ELVIS!!!!!! she was like his next-to-last long-term girlfriend before leaving this mortal coil. when he would fall into drug and food induced near comas, she would somehow rouse him. not good times for the kang, but oh, his voice was still that of an angel’s. okay - but ELVIS.

Whether I agree with her opinions or not, I think asking older women—especially one of Greer’s background— to sit down and let the young’uns take over is a bit much, too.
Let her talk and defend her views, or let her talk and change her views. If we just tell her to sit down and shut up, old lady with outdated views,…

This man right here:

I just texted that fur hat to my boyfriend and told him to buy it for me so I can be twins with my cat. And I meant it.

This was great until they didn’t pick up their trash.

He’s a Slade LARPer, no?

He should just do a walk- on the way Bob Hope just would saunter onto Carson’s Tonight Show, crack a few jokes and then say “I gotta go” and leave the set as if he had pressing issues to attend to.

I once peed in my cat’s litterbox cause I didn't want to put pants on. GET ON MY LEVEL JLAW

Same, apparently, but that question with the GOP candidates almost made me walk away.

So true! I got the major judgment look from a server when I ordered a drink. I almost said, I don't have to defend myself to you. But I pretended I didn't notice instead.

I’m glad the racist fuck used the word “settled”. With the number of people who reflexively roll their eyes when someone suggests gentrification is a bad thing, it’s a breath of fucking fresh air when a white person temporarily drops the facade and actually says what they mean to say minus the dog whistles. I settled…

Obviously always. But especially right now! The bunny slippers are killing me. He has NOTHING to prove and it’s just the best.

IME blacks tend not to use “n*gga” as a pejorative toward one another (anymore, it’s almost a term of endearment), but it’s pretty obvious that in this circumstance Ms. Banks was trying to demean the (male) flight attendant. That’s why this is inexcusable.

That organ dress was awesome! And it was done in ALL SEQUINS!!!

I don’t like referring to grown women as cute, but this is cute.