Too bad targets of racism and rape survivors don’t have corporate sponsors. Because even a fraction of the apologist bullshit that’s been on that show this past year would have been enough to bury it for good.

It’s funny and it’s news because homeless junkies pee on fro-yo floors all the time. It’s what they DO. Drunken college girls usually go behind the dumpster at the bar or six inches from the bar toilet because forty thousand semi-incontinent bitches be fuckin up the line.

What really made this story for me was picturing your friend actually saying Supernova. You made the last hour of work bearable.

The first time my bestie flew she was with me, she started freaking out so badly I couldn’t keep her still and we hadn’t even taken off we were just then taxying to our runway. Being an amazing friend I did what any reasonable person would do:

Help us Sam Bee, you’re our only hope.

One time my friend and I were at a sandwich shop and the guy is making her sandwich, asking what toppings she wants, etc. and he asks her why she isn’t smiling. And she coolly says “I’m not hungry anymore. You can throw my sandwich away.” She had all the ovaries that day.

One of my favorite Tumblr posts is someone saying something about how great it would be if they eventually made a picture about Leo’s life and the actor playing Leo won the Oscar for it.

1) this book is fantastic, I could barely put it down. A great insight into a lot of difficult topics

That book is simply phenomenal. I don’t even care that this lemon-sucking troglodyte is having a hissy fit about it. I’m just delighted to hear that it’s being taught in schools. It’s exactly what you want kids to be exposed to in formative years: ferocious, unflinching, compassionate and demanding of whip-smart…

I’m going to guess this child was a child of divorce. A very messy, bitter divorce.

When my son passed away, he was 14 months old and a friend had brought his young daughter up from KY for the funeral. It was late January and she had never seen snow so she started doing snow angels and playing in the snow at the cemetery. The other kids who were there were looking at their parents for the same…

I just keep laughing at this. OMG.

Oh god, I am so sorry for your trauma but that is so funny....

This! This reminds me of a lady on my newsfeed who does a lot of humble bragging. One day she gave money to a homeless guy and then posted about it. How it humbled her, made her appreciate the Lord’s blessings even more. A week later, she reshared that post. She reshared it a month later, saying something like “Still…

I used to ask the same thing about people like “Rita Ora”,“Tyga”, the Bachelor(ettes) and dozens of other Z-Listers. You know how the universe replied? Years of nonstop press coverage and Dirt Bag mentions. They’re like Beetlejuice — say their names three times and you’re stuck with them. So, shhhhhh!

That gigantic Congolese man has beautiful arms.

I once saw a quote on twitter or tumblr that said something like, “every piece of advice given to girls about how to avoid rape can be boiled down to ‘make sure he rapes the other girl.’”

It took five days to announce it publicly. We have no idea what exactly is going on or has gone on. Perhaps she was camping with friends and then they came home without her.

Swamp Murders!