I am just going to go perform searches of his name on a bunch of different platforms over lunch.

He looks like the Cheetos cat.

I verry rarely dress my daughter like an extra from Candyland. I have gotten a fair amount of pushback. Fuck them. She's a person, not a toy. I actually like that bulletproof dress. It's got clean lines and I like the belt. I also like the subtext of bulletproof clothing for children. If that is not a statement, what…

I'd say that pretty much wraps it up.

Never, ever, EVER.

I'll be honest - I think he's as much of a tool as the next person does, but I don't know that that video was necessary, or even super-ok.

"Sign me right the fuck up. Not only are oatmeal-raisin cookies delicious while lulling you into a false comfort that you're eating something healthy (haters to the left), but yogurt chunks make anything better. I am ashamed to admit that when I had a hamster, I would sometimes eat her yogurt chunks because they were…

My 4 year old calls everyone buttstink, that's kind of funny. My nephew though, had some of the best ones I've ever seen. He once asked me what I was going to be when I grow up (I was like 26) and on another occasion, my step mom told him he shouldn't eat another piece of candy, at which point he stood on the chair…

Well this is timely. I've kind of given up on finding non-stuff gifts for my hoarder relatives this year. People who love stuff tend to take offense when you don't give them physical gifts, and I'd rather keep the relationship strong enough that they'll let me help in other ways. But I always feel terrible about…

I'd also like a miniature replica of Sugarbaker's, and a t-shirt with Julia and Suzanne.

Or Revlon Rum Raisin if you were a poor like me in the 90s.

Meanwhile, there's a huge campaign by young white men on sites like here and reddit to state that Brown just got what he "deserved." Never mind that a large portion of that cohort also says that Edward Snowden is a hero for possible treason. The disconnect in large part deals with what those people care about (many…

I don't know who that dancing boy is (I assume his name is Corbin from the scrolling text on the screen behind him), but I cannot imagine working that hard for 10-year-olds. Not even a whole arena full of them.

You know what? I don't even care about the stupid headline and deck. They both look SO happy in that photo. Congrats to the whole family.

Sean Hannity just reported this baby was implicit in the #Benghazi cover up.

It's like Hypatia, but in the modern "enlightened" era.

I love absolutely everything "modern day" Barbra Streisand wore in On A Clear Day You Can See Forever. It's frustrating because hardly anyone has heard of this movie and there aren't many good pictures of the clothes, but she wore so many adorable 60's A-line dress and coordinating coat sets.

My 15-yr-old daughter is there. This Momma is proud of her budding social activist!

Wife swap with Kris and mama Duggar!