Oh, God, never though about that. Now I can't stop thinking about it.

I distinctly remember male friends in high school eating whole habeneros in their living rooms, chugging gallons of milk, and giggling like they were on some sort of hallucinogenic drug, all trying to out macho each other. So, yeah, this definitely does not surprise me.

This story is sadly, not about me, but the girl it IS about now finds it funny, thank God, so I feel ok sharing it sans names.

Having been an RA at a university where students could choose between random roommate assignments or the equivalent of match.com for roommates, apps like this don't help at.all. Sometimes people who choose each other actually have worse conflicts. At least with random assignments there is rarely the expectation that…

As a fellow size 11-er (11 1/2 really…I may be in denial) Nordstrom is magical heavenly place. I'm so scared of moving to a land sans Nordstrom - where will I find shoes?!

The summer before I went to college I worked at Quiznos. My boss was completely crazy. He had 7 kids, and every morning they would all traipse in, clock-in, GO LIVE THEIR LIVES, then come back at closing and clock-out, so as to get paid for their mere existence. He also stole our tips during lunch hour, had…

I sincerely hope this girl doesn't read Jezebel, because she will absolutely recognize this story instantaneously: