I love my bras, too!

I just went back and re-read it and Can. Not. Stop. Laughing. Specifically at this part.

Before, I got into it with you over whether your story was indicative of the fact that you were a boring person, inasmuch as your story was one of relatively benign bad service that you felt the need to share for some reason. I apologize for calling you a boring person based on this story. Having read your Yelp review…

You know from reading this column that food service workers put up with a LOT, from bosses, co-workers and especially customers. Probably the worst part of it all though, is how dehumanizing it is. As a server, you’re a regular person with a unique personality, people who love you and hopes and dreams and feelings.…

Haha, that review is amazing. I noticed there were a couple of things in the review that he managed to conveniently leave out of this post:

Right, I feel like, really you read this article regularly and you haven’t picked up on what servers put up with and how much you fit the description of the typical customer who expects servers to bow and scrape for your pennies? Like, an instance of having to wait 20 minutes for the check and the waiter ignoring you…

Lol, I found his Yelp review. You are spot on.

See. There is the problem. Everything with GF is “Pretty Decent” or “Not Bad”. I have not had anything GF that was actually “Good” or god forbid “Really Good”. To be honest, it is all crap.

I have been saying “I want that for the mouth part of my face” since that story came out, but I had honestly forgotten where I picked it up. Thank you for the reminder.

I love it, I love it so much. “Put these breadsticks inside of you until you can’t do that thing anymore.” may be my favorite line ever written.

I mean, that’s not great service, and it’s not a great experience for you. That sucks and I’m not trying to take that away. But it’s not quite on the level of almost poisoning a group of people or shouting about a “KID BLOW-JOB” or even the tuna sub story as far as creative or unusual ways to screw up.

Dear Dustin Hucks,

Ah, but a “Best Of” collection would be entirely unnecessary. May I highly recommend that you read all the past BCO entries, whether by binge reading them in one sitting or sifting through them slowly as if you were sipping on a fine wine. Your life will become infinitely better as a result. Welcome to the BCO family,…

I somehow missed this BCO. Double BCO monday. Best monday ever

At this point, BCO needs it’s own Wikia.

For the mouth part of your face!

Thank you for posting this! I remembered the story and immediately wanted to read it again. Pinkham should have had the link in the article.

I also like: the “cooOoOOoooky youth pastor that was totally down and hip to our jive and cooly fresh yo, and understood our young feels, and, “...word, dog. I get you. I GET you, and Jesus gets you. Isn’t that so dope and slammin’? Let’s pray.””

OMG, I forgot how much I loved his entry and his wordplay.

Didn't know calling in dead was a thing. Totally trying that out tomorrow.