You know what else only has “one” piece of bread? Pita sandwich.

Damn, what a bleak picture he paints of a dominant culture using their advanced taco technology to take over the country. We didn’t spill blood fighting the English, Indians, French, Mexicans, Spanish, Pilipinos, Germans, Japanese, Italians, Vietnamese, Cambodians, Arabs, Iranians, Somalians, for tacos to become the…

Forgive my hesitation, but I’m weary when business-minded presidents make taco related promises...

How is this whiny?

It’s the American way!

You’re right, it is a fantastic teaching mechanism.

My mother was a supply teacher back when they started using velcro in shoes. She said there was a lot of velcro fidgeting. A lot. She survived.

I get that fidgeting can be a problem. My son was an extreme fidgeter at that age. His folders all looked like they had been chewed by hamsters. He would unravel the hems of his shorts and even unravel his socks.

In my day they stapled kids hands to their sandal straps so they would know not to fidget like that. Schools these days are too lax. We need more discipline!

Reading that made me so sad.

Sorry, no. Teenagers are assholes and need to be taught by assholes to become bigger assholes. Wait, that’s business school. Never mind.

no. they’re adults. be better than the children.

Why be a teacher?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Do something else if you hate children.

let me say it again:

If it's too hard to NOT be an asshole to a six year old, maybe, just maybe, you shouldn't be a teacher.

If CBS values my opinion so much why isn't Kevin James buried neck deep in hippo shit right now?

Thank you!

No mention of the role she’s ACTUALLY best known for, Amy Pond from Doctor Who? FOR SHAME.

Many of their computers are antiquated and only moved out there for the weather.