Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

Let’s cut the guy some slack on his day off. It’s not easy being a St. Louis policeman.

Would still rather piss with this person next to me than Curt Schilling

Nice of him to at least use a self-portrait.

I was wondering when we’d see Pablo Sandoval on TV again.

And this dude is one of those people who doeant hit on people. He negs. And it fails with me, and with everyone else. But he keeps on until he leaves alone. Bwahahaha.

More like Jason Misshapen Balls.

Oh god fox news and MRAs are going to shit themselves over this one. I will definitely be paying to see this one.

This mother fucker next to me at this bar is about to go extinct in 3 minutes.

Manziel threw a 48-hour rager in a rented L.A. mansion that caused $20,000 worth of damage

Hopefully he decides to get help before he seriously hurts himself or someone else. I’ve seen people struggle with substance abuse. It’s not pretty.

If legislators care SO DAMN MUCH about black and brown babies, they could, you know, address the poverty, lack of educational opportunity, lack of parental leave and affordable childcare options, shitty sex ed and access to contraception and reproductive care, and myriad other factors that actually influence into…

“Between 40 and 50 percent of all African-American babies are killed before they’re born. A Hispanic child is three times more likely to be aborted than a white child.”

Panda would’ve swung at it. Vlad would’ve hit it.

I appreciate urinalysis …

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

Some asshole stole Bartolo Colon’s belt and is showing it off in the background.

Her hair looks beautiful, and I can’t imagine what actual problem there could be with it. Zara have opened themselves up to some serious problems here I think. Unless they have an actual “no braids” policy, which I highly doubt they do.

Would it be naughty of me to mention that JLo literally could be her current boyfriend’s mother?

So...he was wearing gloves?