Why’s everyone jumping to the conclusion of “voluntarily”?

Anthony Adams twitter is really under appreciated.

Pictured: Dwight Howard boxing out

Dwight got the idea after watching Bickerstaff apply it to James Harden in an effort to help him stick to his man on defense.

Yesterday a Trump supporter ran up to me and touched me on the arm, shouted: “ha-ha! Tag! You got Megyn Smelly’s germs!” then ran off. Sometimes I just hate recess.

Add making me side with Fox News to the reasons I hate Donald Trump.

The “Vote Trump 2016!” bumper sticker on the snow machine was a dead giveaway.

Anyone got a solid location on the Palin family? Call it a hunch.

“I didn’t see the dog murdered. I heard about it. I don’t like it. But my people are passionate and some of these dogs, look they’re bad dogs, and my followers are passionate. They’re passionate about America. And a lot of it, most of it, is a beautiful thing.”

Hopefully not. I’ve never understood the mentality of people who support someone who’s been accused of a crime like this before the facts come out. Like Bill Cosby. Not condemning him until you know is one thing. But you have all these people telling their stories and your initial reaction is to defend him? How about…

It is obnoxious.

I'll hold on to the belief that he won't remember this and enjoy the schadenfreude.

This would be deliciously funny if an innocent kid hadn’t been scarred for life. Fuuuck. Guessing the authorities chalk this up to an accident as per usual.

Planned Parenthood - the name says it all. If you PLAN your parenthood you will have a smaller change of an UNPLANNED parenthood.

Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

I think “intellectually curious” is putting a good spin on his tendency to ask “What is that?” when presented with everyday objects, like telephones or clams or sprinklers.

I think they have. That is why his ghost is wandering the moors of CPAC.

My dog had the same eyelid surgery as Lisa. They actually had to remove the foreskin from his penis to create new eyelids. He is perfectly fine now, just a little cockeyed.

Her new family. Good for them, and good for Lisa.