Concerning letter three, my sister-in-law didn’t want to get married, because to her, marriage was this old-fashioned thing with a lot of negative connotations attached to it. But because being married has a lot of practical upsides like tax refunds, health care, and other legal things, so they became “registered…

Ahem....

I thought Jai Worthington and Sam Courtney were the same person.

It turns out maybe she did need a super suit...

It’s not Tom Holland’s fault, but the MCU Spider-Man has been a major letdown for me. He just lacks the necessary emotional weight and relatability — he’s basically a sitcom character. You could easily put him in one of those ABC comedies.

Plus she got the firm after Vinny retired.

I’m a grownup. I don't give a shit what other fans do. 

Juggalo Nation says “Hold. My. Forty.”

It’s certainly inferior to this movie, which uses excellent effects work to show the kids’ drastic physical alteration, while Dead Poets Society lazily tries to convey its characters’ change in size merely by having them stand on desks.

Nobody cares that you’re scared of girls.

“Oregon Trail” doesn’t hold a candle to my childhood memories of dying of dysentery.

“I’ve always loved this view.  Every city, every monument, man’s greatest achievements will be chased by it … the impossible line where the waves conspire. Where they return. A place maybe you and I will meet again.”

Wasn’t this actually a scene in the 1990s Spider-man cartoon? The Chameleon copied a photo of Fury so he got the wrong eye?

The pervasiveness of the flag imagery, the militarization of all security forces, the overt hardening of political positions (before leaving, I don’t think I’d ever been yelled at by family or strangers by saying something like, “I really hope they can keep the civilian causalities low” or “I hope the Red Cross can…

I remember making forts as a kid... and then bringing video games inside of them to further add to the fun. Not sure why this guy thinks they’re exclusive ideas that don’t in fact inherently go hand-in-hand.

It’s him in a mirror because you were the real Nick Fury the whole time.

“I ask you: Are we not all, fundamentally, stinkers?”

Fahrenheit 9/11 is Michael Moore at the height of his powers. But in the moment, in that classroom, after Andy Card told him America is under attack, what was Dubya supposed to do? What could he do?

Why are you idiots talking about Yahoo screen when the point of this article is to stare longingly at that photo of Alison Brie?! Alison! Alison, in case you ever read this, I love you! I mean, I don’t know you, and I’m probably doing a lot of projecting right now based on what I assume you’re like from the projects…

Seems like what made FF V stand out for Peter here was that it was difficult, not that the combat was turnbased. And for all that VII did right, I don’t feel like the combat was that great. Most of the time I just attacked, while using the occasional heal spell. On the PC version you can grind through most trash fights…