Ben Stein: Ok class let’s reveal who we voted for. Bueller? Bueller? Bueller?

Yo, seriously, [MAJOR SPOILER ALERT] Vader’s rampage right at the end was probably the most fuckin’ amped I’ve been in a movie theater in years. I felt like my head was going to pop.

I used to love watching the sweet science and football when I was a kid. Before they started talking about CTE and all things related. It was actually fun to watch those huge hits (both sports) and sincerely have no knowledge of the long term effects. We all just thought the human body was so damn resilient and…

I can’t believe how far I read before I realized that might not be verbatim.

For the last year I’ve spent all my free time at work obsessively reading about the presidential race. No more. So far this week I’ve re-watched the first season of Arrested Development and listened to 6 hours of Last Podcast on the Left. I feel so much better it’s not even funny.