Maybe it was for his “If you can read this, the bitch fell off” t-shirt.

“We knew that Halifax was gonna get blown out. We got that message loud and clear with a few hours to spare. So we decided not to show up at all. Thank fuck.”

I just want the Wiz to win and John Wall to celebrate by doing a LENGTHY version of the Dougie. We can all then bask in the glow of Colin Cowherd’s exploded head...

Obvious profiling. Single male, black, no kids. Must be up to something.

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Travis' joke going over many heads.

This has been a god awful, stressful week, I am exhausted and broken. This photo just put me over the top and I started tearing up.

junior hockey is a cesspool

That means he likes you, you idiot. Can't you take a sign? This is 6th grade all over again.

This is like, the ur-example of what "privilege" actually is and I will draw on it forevermore.

Should've offered to meet up in Temecula.

Leave Phil Kessel alone, dammit.

The best movement the Leafs made all day was their bowels earlier this morning.

If You're Reading This You're In the Trash

Ain't no First World problems like NYC problems!

Who's the real idiot at E?

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