no in the bad timeline pikachu is stripped of his detective license and deported

Well, Rampage monsters are supposed to be mutated humans, so they already got that wrong.

In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie / We bear our banners aloft, boots like butts / Our butts quick, our countenance dire. / For who in this dark, dream-haunted butthole dares / Resist the righteous flames of butts / And fart themselves to despair and death?

I had no difficulty completing Sonic Mania. This is not my first rodeo. I grew up with a Genesis because I wanted to one up my NES-owning friend down the street. Sonic has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. Here’s a picture of the Sonic action figure I found at my parents’ house the other day. I…

Now if they only had a tiny 8-bit b/w handheld I could play it on I would be complete. RIP 1999

It’s a day one purchase for me if they add Arale. I’m assuming Android 18 will probably be in the game, since they need more female characters in the roster.

BRB, going to GameStop to buy a used copy of one of those Burger King games for the Xbox 360.

I can’t make games happen — I can only delay them.

Look what I can do.

That Ditto one made me laugh way too hard.

That Ditto one was amazing. Brilliantly disturbing.