As long as Andrew Miller doesn’t kick anybody in the dick, I think they’re ok.

“I don’t immediately jump to molesting her. I wait 10 years. But so we’re clear, I’ve called dibs on that.”

Looking forward to the nightly Cardinals loss post....oh wait they’ve won four in a row?

You’re really gonna do this all season? Really?

Godamnit.

From his website:

What happens if the Cardinals end up winning like 90 games? Do they just quietly phase these updates out when it becomes clear that they’re good? I just feel like it’s a little embarrassing to have a headline that reads “The Cardinals lost their 65th game” when they’re 80-65 or something.

I call it the "Roger Klotz."

from reddit