Dude, I'm trying. With my inability to shut up when right and my Male Tears mug, I'm trying.

My interactions with her were limited to when we worked together and she was a district attorney.

I personally know her and can attest, she is the literal worst.

Genetic counseling and/or screening is 100% covered if you have the family history to suggest a hereditary link. THANKS, OBAMA.

Agreed. My work allowed me to take out life insurance policies on both my husband (27) and my son (19 months). I agreed to it because 1) it was cheap - around $3/check for both, and 2) one of my close friends had to deal with the nightmare of her father passing unexpectedly without a will. She said his life insurance…

God, I feel like an asshole saying this, but as someone who lives VERY CLOSE to Juarez, I'm really fucking sick of people making movies and TV shows about ~scary~ Mexico. This is an epidemic and it's something that people outside of this area only hear about once every few years and shrug it off after commenting on…

If sex is a boring, unappealing activity, then I've been doing it really wrong for a long time.

In a word, yes. I was extremely modest before having my son, and by the time we got out of the hospital (5 days for me, 10 for him) I gave zero fucks who saw my body. I walked down the hall with my gown exposing pretty much everything (including my sexy mesh undies and diaper-sized pad) by day three. While nursing my…

No no no no no no no no no no no. Four weeks premature is still premature. I had my son at 36 weeks and he was in the NICU for ten days.

Late to the party, sorry.

I'm white (Irish), my husband is Hispanic (Spanish/Mexican, looks more Spanish). Our son looks like me, the whitest white to ever white. My in-laws have remarked on it constantly and to be honest, it makes me feel kind of uncomfortable. I want him to know that his heritage is more than just how he looks, but everybody…