I traveled a lot as a student in the bush years. I kid you not, people would hear my accent and make a beeline toward me to get in my face about the wars/Bush. As if I were personally responsible. (This happened most in Europe. In North Afruca and the Levant, people were really friendly and curious about my…

Once in awhile, one must post something that’s just pure Kinja.

I just posted this on another article, but I’m gonna repeat it.

Damn.

That is actually the only way he can earn my vote.

I like to think of Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt. I like my Jesus to party.

Do Europeans think we are unaware of Nigel Farange, Marine LePen, Silvio Berlusconi? I mean, when someone like Trump comes along, it’s their former leaders we compare him to.

What if this is an elaborate test by the Vulcans, and if we elect Trump they’ll cancel making first contact with us?

Baby Jesus, thank you for my smokin’ hot wife... and please release more racist sexist toupéed Velveeta tapes!

What about Megyn Kelly?

My one question: If you’re Mark Cuban, do you have to wait until the banks open on Tuesday to get the wire to transfer the money set up and then wait for the transaction to settle, or can you just draw up a contract to pay later and get the footage now?

From your keyboard to Cthulu’s ears.

He needed to gain voters in a significant way in the last 40 days of the election to have a chance, and he’s losing them at a rapid clip. You’re not going to hear a bunch of assholes (let’s face it, if this was the last straw for you, you’re an asshole) publicly admit they were wrong. That’s not what shitty…

When a ring looses $24,975 mid-sentence. I say sell! Sell! Sell!

Go fuck yourself

I’m not even struggling with saying this...I have the utmost respect for Kim. I would have drawn the line short of blaming her, but unfortunately she did make herself a target. I know that comparisons to rape have been used in regards to victim blaming, but theft is different. Many wealthy people who fear robbery and…

HEE i really only saw the tooth weirdness, and that led my idiot, parade-float brain to sail off into how I don’t “get” grills and don’t you just taste metal all the time and is it like biting aluminum foil? And do you have to have an impression made at the dentist because one time I almost threw up on my orthodontist…

It’s not that it’s offensive to even consider. It’s that responding to a story about a person being the victim of violence by saying, “Here’s what the victim did wrong” is victim blaming, full stop.

The funny part, to me, is the Instagram post that everyone references with. The first time I saw it, I totally thought it was one of those flimsy excuse for a gratuitous cleavage shot photos.

Say what you will about her, if there even is anything to say, but she’s always been a good mom.