I’m voting for Kondo

I’ve already posted the hell out of this, but maybe one last time...

Wait until he hears about the halal meals.

This is bs, another Berniesplaination. Hillary has a hillarysplaination for voting for the Iraq war. It’s just that Bernie supporters are such zealots, that they don’t even see their own hypocrisy or bullshit. Instead, he is recast as perfect and she is recast as evil. They are both politicians who have made mistakes…

Critics will no doubt point out that Clinton supported her husband Bill when he was President and setting the parameters for a prison industrial complex—one of the primary reasons there is a “school-to-prison pipeline” at all

Kanye is an asshole and will always be an asshole.

I hope to raise my children in a world where everyone knows the names of all of Ryan’s exes. And his pets. Do your part in making my dream a reality. Go see Deadpool!

For the record, everything was mishandled in Origins, and Last Stand, and some parts of X2.

I would literally rather drink shards of glass than spend any amount of time with Candace Cameron Bure or her psychotic brother Kirk.

I forgot how young she is and I was like “how does Kelly not know that?” It was in every women’s magazine for ages.

MY MOTHER HAD THIS BOOK AND I RELENTLESSLY PORED OVER IT, BOTH SCANDALIZING AND SOOTHING MY FAT, NERDY, 90s SELF.

I feel like each bullet should come with a rank of $ - $$$$. Like a restaurant guide.

Where else would you keep your potpourri? Your boat shoes???? That would be ridiculous.

And now she sells jewelry that looks like butts.

That’s ok Barry, with FanDrool you can play one day puppy fantasy football and not worry about season long commitments!

I bet Peyton will get credit for this, too.

—I never said that cops are never dismissive of crime victims; what I said is that it’s wrong to assume that a sex assault allegation will always be dismissed by cops/prosecutors.—

If you can find a single think piece (or article, or blog post, or hell, even blog comment), anywhere, from any time, that says every person who reports a sexual assault will be automatically disbelieved, please point me to it. I’ve certainly never seen one.