BEST. HEADLINE. EVER.

Ugh, another hair supremacy promoting fabricist.

She’s in the right business.

:)

You missed the news! A judge recently ruled that Happy Birthday song copyright claims are bullshit (aka invalid). Of course they’re probably gonna still fight it... But the war appears to finally be over. Sing away!

June 12 is Anne’s birthday. Be sure you sing “Happy Birthday” to her silently in your head, instead of making it a public performance and running afoul of copyright laws.

Copyright lawyer here. In this case, having the work enter the public domain wouldn’t likely result in “profiteering.” In fact, the reverse would be true. Anyone would be able to do what they wanted with the diary —- give copies away, create derivative works (digital editions, adaptations, plays, musicals, movies,…

Thanks for covering this, Rachel.

Fallacy of relative privation.

this is the best fucking thread

Nope. You are exactly what this article is about. “If she wasn’t female and wearing something that didn’t cover her disgusting state of femaleness, she wouldn’t have to worry about being attacked for being female.” Nice try but nope, nope, nope. Actually? terrible try. Rethink everything. Even if you’re trolling…

OR, and hear me out here, a person should be able to post a picture of themselves with their young nieces without experiencing a tsunami of slutshaming. AND acting like it’s a natural and inescapable consequence of being a lady with a body treats the issue like it’s unchangeable. Which it’s not.

I’m not listening! La la la la la!

Who’s wearing a bikini on a boat??

You misunderstand. I’m presently taping up like Holly Holm. Instagram’s getting kicked in the haid.

Did you say a girl wore a bikini on a boat!? Unbelievable!

OMG! A girl wore a bikini on a boat! I am shocked! Simply shocked!

Wow. Ariel Winter is much wiser than her 17 years. Very impressed with her!

Welp. Looks like I have to go fight all of Instagram. BRB.