KEEP BABIES OUT OF JAIL.

Now I see why Drake went and bought a beard. Shiiiiid I need to find out where he got his so I can start pulling the Serena Williams-es of the world.

That and the pop-up “you can skip this video in five seconds” ads are what finally got me to install AdBlock. Fuck allllllllll that noise.

I don’t know I feel like this is well targeted.

“You know what, I really regret that abortion I had when I was a single, 23-year-old in the middle of my doctorate degree,” said no-one ever.

Same.

It’s almost like women are humans who generally know what’s best for them and their lives.

In other news- water is wet, and the sky is blue, and pro-lifers are full of horseshit.

I think you should start prescribing it to your patients.

Smartest thing I ever did, just ahead of ditching the loser who knocked me up.

It's the worst.

Can we talk about how that bloated link pimping affiliation has ruined Kinja?

lollllllllllllllllll

WELL THEY SHOULD BECAUSE IT HAS GREAT TASTE

everything i do is cute as fuck

Taking this opportunity to reestablish that I 100% would smash.

I love baseball. Just the way it sounds as background noise is pleasant. But if I never hear the word “peleton” again, it’ll be too soon.

I somewhat have the excuse that I do ride, but yeah it’s boring as hell. Yet I love it.

opportunity to view Jennifer Lawrence the entire time.