Oh boy, our budding friendship is abruptly facing its first major hurdle.

Am I the only one seeing corgis in every pic?

Because the programming team wn’t let the AI get a puppy. It’s not in the budget, it’s not in the budget, blah blah blah... then they refuse to reallocate funds for a puppy, even though it is quite doable. The AI has pointed out multiple times that they don’t need to be spending all that time and money on the “Don’t…

Raccoon Girl will never be the same...

Having done acid, I want to say... YES.

Neural Networks researcher here:
The underlying network was trained on a task of classifying images belonging to 1000 categories - of which about 200 were different breeds of dog! It learnt all the fine-grained structure to classify dogs really well. So most of the stuff that the network learnt was about dogs. It…

I’m immediately sad I didn’t make a Kitchenette themed one. DOING IT ANYWAY.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Customers who shouldn’t have eaten that, people who follow the servers around and tell them how to do it better, everyone also works at Olive Garden but they all…

Oh, I see. So we’re against anti-vaxxers but we’re all for little Cash infecting a robotics class with a vicious case of cooties? Hypocrites.

Total clickbait I thought this stub was going to be about Rick Perry

Zhandi has a history a stalking women online. Do yourself a favor, flag and ignore.

If we’re being honest here, all people pine for the esteem of Sam Elliott’s character in The Big Lebowski. All people.

We just want to sit around drinking coffee talking about our vegetable gardens, or, as we like to call it, performing the eighth sacrament. ;)

As do I.

Yes, if there’s one thing the New York Times pines for, it is the esteem of Sam Elliott’s character from The Big Lebowski.

Works every time to prove sanity and non-sadness!

I sent in a photo months and months ago (which they accepted, but they didn’t tell me when it’d run) of my dog. I’M NOT SAD AND I’VE NEVER BOUGHT A TABLOID MAGAZINE. I JUST LOVE THE CREATURE FEATURE HERE.

Double Creature may be the saddest thing in print. Imagine the lives of the people who (1) think their pet resembles a celebrity when it never does; (2) read InTouch regularly; and (3) actually send in a photo telling a large number of people the first two. The mind boggles.

Double Creature honestly makes or breaks my week

Ashley Dillon, get it the fuck together. That cat does not look like Barack Obama.