um, the very official “Breast-implants-surgery.com” says no

I’m pretty sure they’re real. In the W mag pic she is probably pressing the elbow of her back arm aginst the boob on the other side, pressing the camera side boob out a little bit. I mean, she’s a swimsuit model who became famous specifically because of her insane body—of course her boobs are way above average!

Don’t think that way. It shouldn’t a competiton. Like, when I see a dude with a great package I don’t think “boy, his package is better than mine” because A) let’s be real but B) it’s so much more fun to think “boy, we could knock ours together and have all sorts of fun”

Mine look like that, but they’ve also been surgically reconstructed.

her tits are fake, right?!?! pls!?!?!

My phone is basically an extension of my hand and I agree this is fucking ridiculous.

So i’ve learned that Jenny McCarthy must have been a really good lay. That is what I hope this is, just pandering to get back into the Jenny pants and he dosen’t actually believe any of this bullshit.

Then all the Red Sox memorobilia, the Patriots bed sheets, and the framed Bruins Jersey. The Celtics stuff can stay.

tbh I am sexually interested in almost every billionaire that exists

"The first thing that's going is this fucking bat-cave".

For real... Video games. They just eat up hours on end and then all of a sudden it’s dark and I’ve left someone waiting at a bus station for 17 days in the snow and they’re being attacked by bears.

Grief fills the room up of my absent child,
Lies in his bed, walks up and down with me,
Puts on his pretty looks, repeats his words,
Remembers me of all his gracious parts,
Stuffs out his vacant garments with his form:
Then have I reason to be fond of grief?

I Had my last daughter at home exactly two years ago after a csection. I had a Mayan midwife. I did it because I was broke. I couldn’t afford to go to a hospital. I lost my job when they found out I was pregnant. My husband was also unemployed at the time. In Mexico no one cares when shit like this happen. I was lucky…

Can it be both? Beewoman shoots fireballs out of her butt instead of having a stinger. I’d watch that.

Oooo.... is her special power bee or fire related?

I like your grandmother

It would explain why a religion that held up the happy life that could be attained after death would be so important to so many people.

I have a 4-month-old and taking her to get shots is kind of hilarious. We keep having to tell the pediatrician that no, no, we want all the shots and we want them today, thanks. No, we don’t have any concerns, really.

Here’s a genius from DC.