Topped only by Wednesday’s raid of Gary’s vision. Still up there with my favorite scenes in modern movie history.

Lol at all the un-ironic commenters down here with the “what, men can’t have opinions??” pushback.

This is a great piece of advice actually - like I’m not saying we should ALL dye our hair fun colors, but odds are the non-Stepford clone looking ones are probably the safest bet. God that’s sounds judgey when I say it that way (some of my closest friends are blondes, I swear!), but as a fairly mainstream looking gal…

white and beige and gray home

You start to notice the other moms who are hungover when dropping their kids off at daycare. Oh yeah, that’s the other thing - many, many SAHMs are good people, but the likelihood that you’ll run into the hyper-intense variety of mom increases exponentially if you frequent parks and playgrounds during the workweek.

When women start doing that to me, and hit them with the “ehn, mine’s a little on the slow side, but he’s sweet and happy, but I drank like a fish through most of my pregnancy, so [shrug!]”

Hating Anne Hathaway is like so 3 years ago

/looks in mirror

I’ve worked with combative autistic kids. The fault then lies in the learning environment not employing the necessary aids and, well, muscle for taking care of this kind of population. Special learning facilities employ guys that look like ex-football linemen and bouncers for just this reason: being able to restrain…

Speaking of stated boundaries in the Pence marriage, I still maintain that they’re actually a very out BDSM couple, which is why Mrs. Pence insists on being called Mother and doesn’t let her husband eat with other women.

Yeah, that’s weird, dude. Lots of men have female friends up here in Liberalville. Because, ya know, women are people, not fuckholes.

Really? Like even if its a work thing? I consider myself insanely jealous (rooted in deep-seated self-loathing), and if my husband went for dinner with a female co-worker or friend I can’t imagine seriously worrying or being annoyed. I guess I might tease him about it, because I like to give him shit bc that’s our…

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Yeah sure. Charlotte Hsu and Isabella Dutton didn’t do that, though, did they?

Hey there - so this is an old, old post from when my kid was still little, and he’s now coming up on his 3rd birthday. Time sure does fly!

My dad was a political talk radio show host for a number of years, albeit on the left side rather than the right (he no longer has this job bc, of course, ratings for progressive political talk radio are pretty abysmal). My dad was a tempermental guy BEFORE he took that job - his previous position was as a newpaper…

Wha???

Serious as cancer. All he does is daydream about this damn thing.

(we have a 3er wagon already - hence the “another.” Stop enabling my husband)

Any reason you’re picking a fight with me 1.5 years later?