English Dubs are actually quite often enjoyable and quite fine. I don't know how this idea that translations will automatically suck has gone on this long. Nothing about the justifications for the feel actually mesh with reality. Just for instance:

"Anymore"?

Oh man... Jason, please bear with me here.

My father's name is Edgar. I loved him to death, and he actually passed away last year. He gave me something that I would never ever lose, and that was the courage to be myself. (This has a relevance to your article, so hear me out.)

The Valve mysteries have been the most puzzling thing in gaming to me for the past few years. They are like some underground shadow company who only job is too churn out amazing games every few years then go back to their underground volcano base ran by mole people.

The reboot is better, sorry.

Haters gonna hate.

You could just turn it around then.