Ex Five Hundred and MKT owner here. The MKT is a fantastic. Luxurious, every toy known to man, including the quiet lane keeping, intelligent cruise systems. Built in fridge in the second row business class seating, and a third row that won’t kill your adult passengers. Take a Flex, make it quieter, bury it in leather,…

Engines above the wings allows VTEC to kick in a little earlier. That’s what I’m told! Also, the red and white one looks awesome!

Isn’t Chrysler just a OEM for rental companies?

They’re not random. They’re FOCUSED.

My girlfriend likes a foot massage to relax. I’ve been building hand strength for 7 months in preparation to give my car a tire rub to get it comfortable before a wash.

Decided wanted Flex. Sent pic of Flex to wife. Text back: “hearse!”

Saturn V MPG

I wish my dad had been told there was a trick for this. Could have saved me a lot of surgeries.

This is like trying to decide between rooting for corn on pizza or ketchup on steak. Fuck both of them.

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I’ve heard of these. It’s a homing falcon.

Exactly. The Flex isn’t as fun as a Chevy SS, but it surely is the most exciting 7-passenger vehicle I’ve ever driven.
Expect mid 14's stock from the ecoboost, and faster with just a 93 octane tune. They handle decently for their size, certainly better than any SUV or minivan on the market. Looks aside I honestly don’t…

Mid 14s quarter mile is pretty darn quick. Especially considering that it can haul 7 people and luggage as well. 0-60 is a bit slow for that quarter mile time, but like you said, it is a heavy vehicle.

We just picked up an ‘11 ecoboost flex and for its size along with the aerodynamics of a shoe box, the thing has definitely got some go to it.

I DD an EcoBoost Flex. Can confirm power, room, and flexible interior for hauling things. And mine is boring silver, so it doesn’t stand out at all.

These things are not fast. I’ve smoked two in my V6 Mustang, from a dig even! A quick look online puts 0-60 is low 6s and quarter mile in mid 14s, so not surprising really.

There is a silver one running around the Auburn Hills, MI area that is flat out nasty. Like ate up a Viper in the 1/8th nasty. Runs mid to low 12s

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