Indeed. Our 2013 Ecoboost Flex has been a joy. Fits the kids and all their stuff. Massive legroom for abnormally tall me. Excellent sleeper. Fastest car I’ve ever owned and it amuses me every time I hit the onramp.

They use space efficiently.

My wife drives a ‘14 ecoboost flex and it’s fucking fantastic.

I keep scouting the ads and CL for a good deal on a Ecoboost Flex. Arguably one of the best modern sleepers.

We’ve had our ‘14 Limited for almost 3 years now and I still love it as much as the day we brought it home. Fantastic wagon it is.

God bless the flex

I tried huffing a shitload of nitrous, it didn’t make me faster and my shell didn’t glow. But I didn’t care....

Wonder how much effortnit was to talk his girlfriend into driving then.

I have to wonder why FCA didn’t just put a roll cage and proper harness in this from the factory. I mean they are making it standard with 1-seat and it’s obviously a dedicated drag car so why half ass it?

A Momentary Lapse of Traction

Forget the manual transmission, if you want a really impractical autonomous car, fit it with a manual coolant pump. The whole time it drives you around, you need to turn a crank that keeps the motors and batteries cool. If you stop, it will catch fire and kill you.

Or a longer football career if he hadn’t insisted on playing only in the NFL?

I honestly had no idea it took this long to caramelize onions. Next time my wife is barefoot in the kitchen caramelizing me some onions I’ll ask her how long it takes her to make my sandwich.

Yeah, I have named my son Adolf, not like that guy you might think about, but like Adolf Paul, my favorite writer. I’m sure everyone will guess that was my intention.

Dude, she’s gonna call herself Valerie in school. You just wait.

Do you have son too?

More importantly, he has the coolest wife ever by consenting to that name.

I think the name’s not Valkyrie, but the square root of alkyrie:

Jalopnik field trip to Wright-Patterson?

There’s only room for one Valkyrie in my heart, and it’s taken.