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You know who would have narced out mean tweeters? Hitler.

Literally no one knows.

He does this after every homerun. It's going to be annoying seeing him do it eleven more times this season.

What a luccy turn of events for Washington.

For all intensive purposes, it's about the humor.

Nope, should have said, "If this were the NBA..."

"A for Affert!"

joke's on you Jeffrey - you went to an Astros game.

From what I've heard, you probably don't want DeSean Jackson around that many weapons.

And I get the distinct feeling that no NFL executive, no pundit, and no fan will be willing to claim Washington screwed up in signing an elite wideout to an affordable deal just because he's taken photos with gang members.

I joined Kinja just to say that I'm really irked that people have the nerve to get all upset about this boy's photo being used. This photo made my eyes well up, and gave me a physical, disgusted reaction similar to the one I had when I was rocking myself back and forth in the foetal position the first time I watched…

But this is Deadspin. You always read the full comment to hit the payoff. I literally chuckled "worth it" when I finished the comment.

So how much extra revenue did Orlando Antigua bring in by sitting at the end of the bench? Supply and Demand dictates Calipari's salary since the NCAA is competing with the NBA etc, but who is competing for the 3rd assistant at UK such that his salary is triple that of a tenured professor at the school? If they cut…

I'm not sure why you're so focused on me being jealous of the athletes at the school I attended.

It's certainly perceived that way, although the Knight Commission has found at best contradictory evidence on that point, and the other rather recreational argument that usually follows it: Winning programs get their schools better and more students.

I certainly wouldn't want to justify the cops' behavior, but my guess is that they were just joking around, and somehow everyone took it too seriously.

Officer 1: The pepper balls aren't working! He's still standing there, doing absolutely nothing.

Just looks like a bunch of police taking advantage of a situation to use their training. I haven't seen one video yet where their aggressive posture was necessary.