Donte's right. They aren't always "gang" signs. Sometimes they're traffic signs. But you can ignore those too.

Just like the old saying goes: "'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and don't you dare put a motherfucking 'K' after that shit either or I'll murder the fuck outta you."

A.J. failed to ruin the Westboro Baptist Church.

So, you are saying that an NBA player was terrified when he heard from a baby he didn't expect, so he left and will never return?

Is this an appropriate place to state that I just want some fucking single payer health care?

GrumblegrumbletheycanborrowsomeofthecamerasIusedtofilmmyselfwithyourmomgrumble

What in the holy hell is going on here? Why are people saying shit to me about TV rating systems like I'm the guy that made the point and not happyhoosier? My point was that it's crazy that the shittiest NFL game of the week is still worth more than even the most popular shows on TV and then here comes every nutjob…

Fucking adorable?

Elon Musk doesn't realize that it takes baldfaced corruption to do business in New Jersey?

Luckily, no one in NJ will have to drive too far to get a Tesla in Pennsylvania, Delaware, Connecticut, or New York. The NJ political/business climate can therefore go fuck itself.

Proper nutrition is also important...

He's going to ace that Home Depot interview now also.

Good contact on those punches. Fighting is fun once you get past the adrenaline, as long as you aren't also trying to overcome some tuggy, clingy, shrieking chick who calls herself your "wife" and who is "embarassed" because its "her birthday" (selfish) and you are "at dinner" with her "parents who are visiting from…

Typical hug behavior.

US Dog: Woof!

Picking athletes to be role models? Are you 8 years old?

OK, but will a 40 mph knuckleball that breaks three feet as it nears the plate still be a devastating out pitch?

You managed to mix a slippery slope fallacy, a straw man fallacy AND an ad hominem attack in the same paragraph. Rarely has there been a more spectacular failure of logic than your post. Well done, sir. Well done.

"Politically correct" - a euphemism for the lament that it's just not okay to be a bigot in public any more.

herp derp slippery slope hurrrrrr

I'm not aware of any team called the Fatties. I would be amazed to find a team named the Nameyourcity Tickets Are from Cut Down Trees.