Not likely, black kids don't play hockey.

Gawker version of this headline: Rich people are getting arrested at a lower rate than others! Semi-powerful white republican guy is racist!

And I'm also sure that professional athletes never get specifically targeted by law enforcement solely because the cop has an inferiority complex and wants to stick it to the black asshole driving the Maserati.

You mean an ignorant asshole's racist crap wasn't based on sound logic and verifiable facts? Uh oh, this is a troubling precedent to set.

I strongly suspect mds_ab was not being serious.

Those are some blazin' takes.

I care.

Also, and I hate to be this guy, but I'm pretty sure those girls breasts aren't real...

This article doesn't make me want to watch MLS, but it did magically turn me into a lustful cockmonster.

Awesome article. It's pretty amazing how people can reject elite level athletes and their achievements just because they're not on ESPN 24/7.

I'm a CFL fan, so this pretty much explains exactly how I feel anybody insults that league.

"Any lawsuit against the NCAA is a good lawsuit"

Habs fan?

Sure, it means something. Neither Kessel nor Seguin fit into the defense-first style of play Boston employs; they're flourishing elsewhere - good for them.

Boston as a team has a better record/standing, and also has a goal differential of +57 on the season. Dallas is +5 and Toronto is -6. I'll take team stats over…

Your kids need to stop smoking weed before they lie to you.

I just tell my kids their eyes turn red when they lie. Works every time.

I would give you a star if I could figure out how to do that

Thank you Barry. Glad someone on Deadspin's staff decided to post something regarding Puyol leaving Barcelona. Excellent job.

No, I do. It was an attempt at humor. I probably Poe'd all over myself.

"Told you that weed leads to harder stuff." —- Your grandpa

Rival station KBNR has no such restriction.