Oh. Well in that case, FUCK ALL YALL!!!!

How'd ya like that "star" response? Eh? Eh?

As a Canadian the only part of that even offensive in theory is the "fuck you". Mass produced beer now owned by a multinational, principally American, corporation. Meh. And Tim Horton's... how they managed to wrap themselves in the Canadian national identity has to be the greatest marketing coup of all time. All…

"...Tyshawn Edwards telling police in the middle of the night he partied too much at a Bucs game and someone may have spiked his drink."

If you could hit any former teammate in the face with a baseball bat, would you warn Mark Sanchez it was coming, or would you surprise him?

I assume you prefer their old logo to the new one then correct..

I don't know what else the Russians could have expected when they built the hotels out of straw and sticks.

You're not my target demographic, gramps.

It's ironic that you profess to be so anti-violent while pummeling a straw man to death.

Totally, there are much better times to highlight the injustices of your country than when the ENTIRE WORLD MEDIA is there to see it.

Instead of some lame attempt at a joke, I'd like to say in all seriousness that Canada sucks and we're going to bash your fucking faces in. #Canadasucks #maplesyrupjunkies #ImaBelieber #neverforget1812.

Considering Bilyaletdinov is still living after being the lazy-ass D man who let Mark Johnson skate by him for the critical tying goal with one second left in the first period of the Miracle on Ice game, I think he'll survive this one, too.

December 31, 2012, Philadelphia

"Yevgev! You! Hire Cossacks to prevent the playing of loud, disruptive music!"

I'm sure you'll be giving your undivided attention to their cause when the spotlight the Olympics bring leaves Russia.

Isn't the proper way to carry a dead body like one of the first things they teach you when you come into the NFL?

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

I honestly didn't know what Celek looked like and my first thought was "oh that's a picture of 2 Chainz" before reading the article. Then I felt bad that I had maybe confused two black people. Then I realized it is 2 Chainz and felt a little annoyed that they used his picture up top.

oh sure, change the country in the article and make me look bad, Barry!

Even though the title warned "NSFW", I looked at this at work. It was quite a rush. I might try illicit drugs after work.