Shane Southwell aka The Fresh Prince

cringe-inducing dead air produced by one dunker trying and failing to pull off the same dunk over and over again

It's not a big deal, which is why no one remembers who Jack Robinson was

Wow, you're really Russian to judgement on that Petchesky.

Now on to the most important question....Why are you both listening to this all fucking day?

So he's basically like if Todd Haley impregnated Tonya Harding...while they were on quaaludes.

"Sam shouldn't be out here on a fucking island"

Tangentially related: It's time for SI and everyone else to start naming some sources. I get that anonymous sources are a part of journalism. But at the moment, the anti-Sam faction is composed ENTIRELY of anonymous sources. And that's bullshit. If these guys are so sure he'd be a distraction, that he's over-rated,…

"What a lazy motherfucker!"

“It’s a bold strategy Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for him." - Pepper Brooks

It is unseemly piling-on to point out Rick Reilly's character flaws once you realize he looks like a condom pulled over a foot.

The added hyphens and spaces in a couple of the compound words really changes the whole complexion of the piece. You guys are just nit-picking

My thought was that he cares less about an nfl career, and more about advancing gay rights.

Jesus Christ will you LOOK at this shit.

Wishing all the best to him.

Man, I just wish I knew who produced the song in the video.

You took a major spill and owned up to it with class. Essentially, you are the complete opposite of British Petroleum. Kudos.

As the old adage goes;

Oh, you mean how we have been sharing facilities with them for how many years now? Now, if a guys tells you "Nice dick" or "That's a rockin set of balls you have there", thank him for the compliment and continue just like you did 5 years ago.