Yeah, FHS just had too many words, I wanted to keep it snappy. ;)

technically you can't say anything in a book unless you're actually picking up the book and talking into it but keep in mind that no one is going to hear you because the book is blocking your voice and also books can't hear

SS Positions (Redefined)

Are you Gregg Easterbrook?

I think you captured the entirety (sp?) of it with "there are levels between best & worst". THAT concept has been completely lost.

@SI_PeterKing
Disappointing for a 1stRnd pic but huge answer recovery for Newton; interview-saver. Good for him. He needed that.

I totally would. Then again, I'm just an internet tuff guy (tm). If I actually played QB against that D, I would invent the "hot read" by throwing weak, wobbly, two-yard passes as soon as the ball was snapped and then crying and curling into the fetal position.

I am certainly not faulting MA for not wanting to go in,…

This awful story about Jaycob is making me ask an unnecessary why

This is total bullshit, and it's not the first time it's happened.

Jesus. Johnson was playing with a torn PCL and a broken hipaa.

In fact, the agreement called for us to make a sizable donation to a non-profit that helps wounded veterans readjust to civilian life.

Broncos Defense: [lines up]

Awwww, it has four lil' legs and can't get control of the puck.

♫ So this is Christmas
And where have you been?
Another year over
All thanks to Matt Flynn ♫

Santa looks like he's trying to hide from Yoko.

"Stay", Lisa Loeb

But if they catch him they'll have to cut off his skin and clean his guts out before consuming him.

I refuse to acknowledge any other Duck Dynasty.

Also, she was probably born in 1996. Just putting that out there so the commentariat can feel the grossness I currently feel answering this question.

Silver Lining Alert!

She was also probably not responsible for the Atlanta Olympic bombing.

That's not nothing in a relationship, you know.

You write well, close the T-Shirt stand and go back to college.