100% hacker proof? I bet if someone broke in and stole your computer you would have egg on your face.

See, this is why I hate it when others ask why North Carolinians don't just move up north if we hate the way our government is treating us lately. No, we stay and fight back. THIS brilliant youngin' gets it.

What are you, Doc Marxen?

Look, they make boots for children. If those pint-sized parasites want to eat, they can pull themselves up by their bootstraps like the rest of us!

I've been a fan of Stafford's since he played Corky on Life Goes On. Glad to see he's playing quarterback now. That guy has, what we call in the industry, 'range.'

Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

This is why they should do random drug testing at work.

Damn you; you only beat me to it because of all the viruses slowing down my computer.

And after using that hash tag, his laptop was "Randomly" seized by the Department of Justice.

To answer Raysism's question, 742 yards.

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I'm sorry that you are a slow reader.

I think they are saving the NFL plotline for their new spin-off How I Met Your Mothers.

"That's weird... temporary paralysis usually comes just before you get knocked out of the game..."

I've had it for about a 2 weeks. It's more organized and it's put me into a place where I "want" to minimize what I have at my fingertips since just about everything else can be at most a swipe and a tap away. The best feature that I just figured out this morning? I can add widgets to the individual spaces! For…

I've been using Aviate for about a week now. There's much to like, but like Alan said, it takes some getting used to... To me, the biggest change wasn't the launcher contents changing based on time and location, but how stripped down it is compared to my normal Nova Launcher setup. It makes for a nice change, and I…

Fake. You can't slip a viral promo for The Bachelorette - New Jersey past me.

Namastakes

You mean all of them?