she asked if they could play for Knicks tickets instead...offered her Nets tickets as a consolation

That's easy enough. Just slip some ExtenZe in Lin's Powerade.

And the best part of that is if the game turns out to be a barn burner, the barn will be rebuilt quickly.

What's impressive is that Xavier and Cincinnati are both in the same city yet completely different places on the map

Inflation in Hollywood is out of control. I remember a time, not too long ago, when you could pay a million dollars and get the whole baby.

Matt Light: @AaronHernadez is up to no good #bucciovertimechallenge

Sounds like somebody is jealous of somebody else's suddenly comprehensive healthcare coverage.

FINALLY! A chance for an online gun debate!

You know the Pats have never had an issue running up the score.

Your loss.

And, according to FOX News, I can now marry this horse.

ADAM AND EVE NOT AARON AND WHITE POWER BILL

I don't know about murder, but he is guilty of the worst Oscar Pistorius impression of all time.

This shows you the double standard we live with. If Kerry Wood were an African American the reaction would have been completely different. Everyone would be asking 'wtf is he doing paddle boarding?'

Sadly, it turned out to be Dave Dravecky who finally succumbed to exhaustion after swimming in circles for hours.

Another situation where Guns Save The Day.

Maurice Jones-Drew Will Not Face Charges

I didn't see any of that, but one was filed in Texas as recently as 2010.

Man: "Hey, it's Scottie Pippen! I should politely ask him for an autograph after dessert."

For future reference when you need to spice up your marriage, instead of a point guard I suggest finding a swingman.