"I left with his girl's belt".

There's nothing wrong with having your life choices inspired by a Bruce Willis movie. For example, I was inspired by The Sixth Sense.

More than anything, Glen, I want you to kill people.

So you must have skipped class the day they showed "Reefer Madness" or else you'd have known this.

Look. It's you and your fantastic tits!

Thank you for so eloquently summing up exactly what I was talking about.

It's almost worse to leave when you believe this might be the very end of your team's season.

I know there was a bear in his vicinity and fear of imminent death probably impacted his thinking, but that's still no excuse for such shoddy camerawork. When will people learn to flip the camera horizontally when taking video?!

Great. I'm sick of reconnecting feedly to google reader on my phone every time it updates.

Should I keep my hands here? I should probably keep my hands here. - Jerry Sandusky at The Second Mile's annual fundraising event.

SIX seconds? That's gotta hurt!

Eh, similar thing happened to me during the series finale of "The Sopranos." Stupid cable went out at the end.

Yeah but in this one the bears go home disappointed.

Well that was my DVR but I really don't give a SHIT!

Tell you what, if the guy is interested in a recording of 6 seconds of action and a white guy scoring I've got a few home videos I'd be willing to part with.

Holy abuse of power batman!!! I mean seriously, they couldn't wait until she was home later that night making love to Tiger?

ESPN just issued a statement about this:

Everything about this band looks and feels like a PSA from Bank of America about the dangers of not paying back your student loans on time.

While we are talking about the persecution of Catholics it seems pertinent to discuss the Vatican's role as a world leader in discriminatory practices and divisively euphemistic rhetoric. We will refrain from discussing their historically oppressive attitudes towards women because that would take too much copy space.…

Several years ago I worked in the athletics department local university. We had a husky puppy and on occasion we would take him and his brother, who was owned by an athletic trainer at the university, to the baseball field so he could run around and play. A few months later we moved into a house with a big yard about…