I thought that said Jenna Jameson for a minute — maybe she could be the double teams coach?

Are you now trying to insult her for being in shape? What a sad life you have.

Holy fuck, it's a sports blog. Tone it down.

Well, butmanharriet, I'm sure they are thrilled to finally have your support.

I think it's because Calgary is trying to assert itself as something other than the bottom feeder it's been in recent years by "standing up" to a much better team. I remember the Red Sox doing a ton of that in the years where they were catching up to the Yankees (lots of throwing at hitters, brawls, etc) since you…

There's not a great excuse for what Torts did. But, I'd recommend checking Puck Daddy for explanations on stuff like this:

In the second half he was moving like he'd been hit by a train.

You need the underneath shot, so you can be sure that cpu's his.

To me, this highlights another point. I know I'm not the first to point this out, but while all those writers are pissing and moaning in generalities, the only place anyone's actually discussing the BBWAA constitution and the appropriate punishments intelligently is here on Deadspin — where we're all so stupid that…

On this I agree, I can't get AIDS from a cut, but that's just because Chris Kluwe isn't gay.

The fact that it has over 500 of those stupid little stars should be some proof that you're sort of a fucking moron.

Let me help. The joke is about Priefer's closed minded lack of understanding. It's about how bigots like that think AIDS is the gay cancer and how that bigot probably thinks Kluwe has AIDS just because he supports marriage equality. How the fuck do you miss that point?

I want to star this again just for your name. Well done.

Time to bet on the Saints.

As a Yankee fan, I can tell you that most people would rather be called a racist than a Yankee fan.

You could be describing Ty Cobb instead of Bonds. Who cares if he's not nice.

So, this guy, but with a KKK hood?

If you want to work for that 33% of nominal damages. Have at it. Otherwise you could better served studying for your tort final.

I would still have expected a very specific, I never said they should be nuked on a big gay island portion of the apology.

I thought the way out was to go to state school, get your tuition subsidized and then go take some southerner's job. That's why Raleigh and Charlotte are overrun with Bills fans.