Technically, assault requires the victim to fear for their safety. Most of these people laughed. So, technically, no.

Frank's hot sauce. No self-respecting Buffalonian would use Tabasco. Then again, most of us don't have any self-respect. I'm confused.

I narrowly avoided coffee on the keyboard. +1

Might be onto something considering the botched FG hold happened while he was reality show famous, not just an NFL quarterback. That lead to a lot more conversation about what was really bad luck (incidentally, do you think Brady or Manning would be out there holding for a kick? I think that shows he's at least a…

Do you not think that the descriptive words used to describe the front office (the noun) are adjectives? Or, are you just reinforcing that? Either way, not really sure what the point of your comment is.

Maybe the cross-posting confuses you?

How did you search? I tried for ten seconds and found: Obama: still bad at basketball

You can teabag a woman or a man. It just means putting your nuts on someone, turns out there's no limitations on who you can potentially put your nuts on.

You must be new here. The point is to make fun of everything. Take a deep breath, it will be ok.

I dunno, your math sounds fishy.

Which, at Fox, just means someone's getting a bigger Christmas bonus this year!

All of my friends and I have a college education

Fuck - it really looked like you were replying to a different comment, which had at least some stars when I made mine. My confusion was feigned but only because I was too stupid to know I should have been confused.... I'm going home.

move to England.

What if guy 2 is affirmed by more stars than guy 3 (aka guy 7)? I'm so confused.

for some reason I was imagining Buzz Bissinger leaving that message.

All fair points. I'm just a little sick of how much misinformation about scary drugs there is out there. Further, I'm from near Buffalo, and I'm really sick of how many of these stories that should have come from Florida are taking place up there now (all the anti-Obama rental car bumper stickers, some wacky racist…

Considering how many people still think THC "fries your brain", I think it's legit to point out that it didn't.

My last three trips to NYC, I used a towncar or cab from LGA to midtown when I arrived and Uber back to airport when I left. Each time Uber was cheaper than the cabs or towncars and picked me up within ten minutes of requesting a ride. Last time I was in Chicago I couldn't get the damn thing to work and couldn't get…

That's right. I expect more maturity from the 20-somethings we pay to entertain us while playing a child's game.