I’m super white. I will gladly bask in the glory of my white privilege and pop any nazis I see beating on a black kid.

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of

I’d been using a piece of PVC pipe, passed down to me from the truck’s previous owner like a sacred talisman, to hold the rear window up when I loaded the rig with groceries...

Mmmm, British car porn. Where fluids splooshing out all over the place is always guaranteed.

A white woman killed by a Somali-American police officer. Something tells me there would be less attention paid if this woman had been shot by a Swedish-American police officer.

911, with AWD in an LM no less:

You just knew the woman Chief Of Police was going down for this. Yet, bum ass coon David Clarke have all kinds of unanswered deaths on his head but he still got a job

Nahhh, I’m just kidding. Everyone is outraged because a black, Muslim officer killed a white woman.

Here’s the one to get:

The difference between women race car drivers and race car drivers who are women:

Someone’s gotta Photoshop in the FSM over Trump’s head.

I still love this one where the NYPD was trying to kettle Broadway Bomb skateboarders with very little luck...

Well, you should that when you take the A Train, you end up in Sugar Hill way up in Harlem.

Why? It’s not like he used the word correctly anyway. He’s saying that dealing with dark-skinned Black women just isn’t something he’s good at like dealing with Black women is somehow different than dealing with any other women? This trifling ass motherfucker needs to stick to monosyllabic words, Using polysyllabic…

Praising Ceiling Cat that this pile of trash wouldn’t give me a second look.

Her wilkes score is 508.

I remember when my grandmother was that young, and crewing a hot air balloon.

There are PLENTY of reasons to head down the cosmetics aisle.

I have news for you that you might want to sit down for: your parents didn’t come out of the room for this event because they were fucking.