Ah, I see he’s entered the “and find out” stage of his fucking around.

I almost bought one of those special edition Intrigues from CarMax, but it was $3500 more expensive and had 8000 more miles than the plain ol’ 2002 Intrigue i bought from the dealer down the street.

The final 500 edition Oldsmobiles. They’re all maroon, and all have final 500 edition badges. Says less “These are the best we can make!” And more “we have waaay to much maroon paint left over”

if only we could make tires with tire walls a thing again...

They get it from their parents.

Bear in mind, kids are stupid.

What we uncovered here is actually the groundwork for the next generation Z06: Duramax. Powered by a new 3.0 liter turbodiesel, the mid-engine Corvette C8 will have a stump-ripping 800 lb-ft of torque, and redline at 3,600 RPM.

You live in the countryside like me, you have to be prepared for all kinds of shit like this. Bobcats will attack your car as well, so the game warden will forgive you if you run over one.

He's gonna go from angry pussy to happy pussy tonight.

That man will be able to work on a transmission from a ‘68 Camaro in the living room and his wife won’t say a word.

The problem with farm diesel was that it was high sulfur and would eat up seals.

It has to appeal to environmentalists, so the whale penis leather can only be collected foreskins from a Jewish whale’s bris.

These asshats filmed themselves breaking federal law and committing an act of insurrection, many then gave interviews to the national press.

I’ve been through two attempted coups in my life and this one is by far the stupidest. This moron literally confessed with his full name on camera while taking part in an insurrection. You can’t make this shit up.

In WV here, it’s really quite satisfying to see this bag-of-dicks cuffed at his grandmother’s place. Though not as satisfying as seeing him dragged out by his ankles would have been....

I love that his grandmother had to defend him

Only Mitsuoka could bring us a car that simultaneously looks like a fish, and it’s spitting.  Not the spitting image of a fish, but a spitting fish.

Has Hyundai tried explaining to the owners “whoever smelt it, dealt it?”

Lean closer and smell the drakar-noir.

In other words, this is what the prudent drug dealer should drive.