What did they give him?

No someone rolled her ass in natron (which was used to prepare mummies) but she was not dead so now she looks like old lemon in the refrigerator.

This is proof that people are cattle. $70 for a pair of walmart socks?!

I think she was talking about this guy.

When keeping it ‘fake’ real goes wrong.

“ You see this? And I’m not even paying for this shit.”

The door is that way sir.

Everyone repeat after me. “ Civil rights and ADA violations.” She is going to fucking own his ass. They hid kline somewhere in the DOD so he is still working for the goverment. Cummings already subpoenaed his ass.

Tell his dumbass to find a new couch to surf and wash his funky ass.

No. Its Chicago being Chicago. They’ve been at it longer.

And tell ms Lindsay he better back me on this or I'm going to put something in his ass that he won't like. My fucking foot!

Anything that can climb a tree carrying twice it’s own weight is not to be fucked with.

I just saw her do a interview on cbs. She is blaming the zoo because the barriers were not wide enough! That cat should have took a bigger chunk out of her ass.

The sad thing is most do not how.

When you are black and blue, the hammer gets dropped on you.

You made me spit out my beer laughing. +1

My Blue Heaven. Steve Martin as a mobster. It sucks. 

RCR is my guilty pleasure. 

Funniest car story that I have read in a while. But a lift kit on a rwd mail truck? You want to die. 

Preach my brother or sister!