I’ma husband and father of two and that link made me realize that I’m really not deserving of the praise that I get (especially from my wife) and that I really need to do a better job of praising her.

All snark aside what’s the worst that could happen if you don’t do it? Like the in-laws. They’re his family so he should figure that shit out.

Me too! And if you watch a few episodes of something in a row you start to realize how similar all the designs are: neutrals (almost always light gray) with pop color pillows! an accent chair with chevron upholstery! trays with a bud vase on them! that one rug with the medallions! And of course, most terribly, the…

One of my favorite passive-aggressive pleasures is watching HGTV shows and reveling in how out dated half of the updates are going to look in about 2 years. There was one where a couple spent on ungodly amount of money on the most ghastly green granite you have ever seen- and had it all over the kitchen.

The fact that he’s self-aware and in on the joke is a big part of it. Lookswise he is Chris Pine adjacent but in terms of personality he’s all about switching the script. This probably has something to do with his (real) background as a male stripper. He’s smart enough despite the tater comments—his success is proof…

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Then I look forward to the clearly defined junk on the men's suits.

Why didn’t Rickon just run in a zigzag pattern? Whether running away from alligators or guys shooting arrows, zigzag pattern works best.

I think most of the people here yammering so self-assuredly about the morality of justice vs. vengeance have never lost a loved one to murder or encountered a mass murderer. Once this type of violence has touched you first hand, all comfortable theoretical certainties are lost.

So she’s saying the rich black family shouldn’t live in a nice neighborhood?

Not gonna lie, there are times I’ve wished I had enough talent to balance out the crazy.

Like they hate each other's guts but also kind want to bone? That's my vibe.

Also "limey" is a slur for a British soldier, you monster.

Way too many people that I work with call haggling something down a few bucks “Jewish down” the price. A lot of racism nowadays is subliminal, and since I’m not Jewish I’m not on alert or fully aware of everything that is actually pertaining to Judaism, so I’m going to believe you that it’s something you experience.…

Part of the problem is there are enough male comics that each can have a segment to which they appeal. Say what you will about Leno, but the reality is I’ve seen his stand-up routines and that guy is funny. It’s bland, see it with your grandma funny, but its funny. There’s little edge there but that’s ok. He knows his…

I agree. Perhaps I was a bit overzealous in my wording but I’m sure you can appreciate that men in comedy are hardly held to the same standard - because they are not, by default, the standard bearers of progress

This makes no sense and absolute sense simultaneously. Hard trick to pull off. Well done.

I’m so glad I’m not the only one who hates tarek and Christina. “Oh no this piece of shit house we bought is a piece of shit?” “How will we ever choose which shade of grey granite to put in?”

A few years ago I saw someone saying they’ve always believed the Property Brothers are the incest twins from this Dear Prudence letter, and somehow it just fit.

Legend has it that there are no Women in White after Labor Day.